At a wedding ceremony the priest asked if there was anyone who had any reason why the marriage shouldn't go on, it was time to stand up and speak, or forever hold his or her peace.

    The moment of utter silence was interrupted by a young beautiful woman carrying a baby. She started slowly walking toward the pastor. Everything quickly turned to chaos.

    The bride slapped the groom and stormed out of the church.

    The groom's mother fainted.
    The groomsmen and brides maids ran away in all directions.

    The priest asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?"

    The woman replied, "I can't hear anything from the back.... so am moving to the front seats."
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