To my darling husband,

    Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway.

    Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

    I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

    The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your Ferrari.

    I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.

    You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

    I am enclosing a picture for you.I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

    Your loving wife

    P.S. Your Girlfriend called.
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