A man gave all of his four umbrellas for repair at one time and told the shopkeeper he would pick it up in the evening while back from work.

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    In the evening he picked up all his umbrellas repaired, put them under his arms and started walking towards home. Unfortunately the morning lady returning from work bumped into him.

    The lady commented, "Seems, you had a profitable day at work today."
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