|A man with a fetish for very large women walks into a house of ill repute.|
When asked what he wants, he says, "I want a really large woman - as big as possible."
He is shown this enormous woman, but he shakes his head, "Nope, not fat enough. Get someone bigger than that."
He is shown another, even more enormous woman.
'Nope, still not big enough. I tell you what - give me the biggest woman you have!'
He is shown the biggest woman who works in there. She is unbelievably big.
"That's more like it!"
He is taken off to a room by the woman, and starts going at it.
After a few minutes of heaving and groaning, he suddenly stops and says to the woman, "Sorry. Do you mind if I turn the light off?"
To which the woman replies, "It's me, isn't it? I'm so big that you find me unattractive."
To which the man replies, "No, not at all! I think you're a very attractive woman. It's just that the light bulb's burning my ass!"