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    A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a latex glove factory in Mexico.

    "Workers stick their hands in melted latex and then dip their hands in a vat of cooling water to solidify the latex. The glove is then thrown in a finished products box."

    His colleagues are disgusted by the lack of care taken in keeping the gloves sanitary.

    "That's not all," says the doctor. "You don't even want to know how they make their condoms!"
  • Viagra and the Housekeeper This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He calls her on the phone, and says, "I`ll be home in an hour."
    "Perfect," she replies. The man thinks her agreement...
  • Farmer Sutra A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which...
  • Who's Your Daddy? The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing the father`s details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms. It is scary to think that these women are breeding...
  • Malnourished Kid A lady marched into the doctors office with a tiny miserable baby that was howling at the top of its lungs and demanded, "Do something about this baby." After a quick examination, the doctor realized the baby was malnourished...
  • Kissing Accident An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said, "But you just got a new pair last month!"
    "Yes sir, but I got them broken in an accident...