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    The Ferrari F1 Racing Team recently fired the whole pit crew to employ some young unemployed youths from Liverpool.

    The decision to hire them was brought on by a documentary on how unemployed youths in the Liverpool area can remove a set of car wheels in less than four seconds without proper equipment.

    This was thought to be a good move as most races are won and lost in the pits these days, and Ferrari would thus have an advantage.

    However, Ferrari soon encountered a major problem: Not only were the lads changing the tires in under four seconds, but within another ten seconds had also repainted, renumbered, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team.
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