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    Ek Aadmi Ki Shaadi Ek Traafic Police Waali Ladki Se Ho Jati Hai.

    Agle Din Uske Doston Ne Pucha: Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?

    Aadmi: Mat Puchcho Yaar, Bahut Bura Hua Mere Saath. Kisi Police Waali Ke Saath Kabhi Shaadi Mat Karna.

    Dost: Arrey Batao Bhi, Aisa Kya Ho Gaya?

    Aadmi: Usne Suhaag Raat Ko Hi Mujhe 4000 Rs Ka Jurmaana Thok Diya.

    Dost, Hairani Se: Jurmaana!!! Oye Kis Cheez Ka Jurmaana?

    Aadmi: 3000 Rs Over Speed, 500 Wrong Side Entry Aur 500 Rs Without Helmet Ka...
  • Latex Gloves and Condoms A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a latex glove factory in Mexico. "Workers stick their hands in melted latex and then dip their hands in a vat of cooling water to solidify...
  • The Fat Fetish A man with a fetish for very large women walks into a house of ill repute. When asked what he wants, he says, "I want a really large woman - as big as possible."
    He is shown this enormous woman, but...
  • Viagra and the Housekeeper This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He calls her on the phone, and says, "I`ll be home in an hour."
    "Perfect," she replies. The man thinks her agreement...
  • Farmer Sutra A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which...
  • Who's Your Daddy? The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing the father`s details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms. It is scary to think that these women are breeding...