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    Meanwhile in a normally quiet side street in London... What a morning.........

    8:00 I made a snowman.

    8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

    8:15 I made a snow woman.

    8:17 The nanny of the neighbours complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.

    8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.

    8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

    8:27 The Reverend from the local church says it's a pagan sign and such figures should have no place in a Christian country.

    8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

    8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.

    8:35 Mr. Shankar places flowers at the figure and insists a temple must be built there, and all Muslims & Christians should leave the street.

    8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what's going on.

    8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter: "Yeah, if it's up your A***"

    8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

    9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble at this sensitive time.

    9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.

    9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

    Done with this!!!

    I will never make a snowman, snow woman or snow whatever again. It's too dangerous!!!.... and I didn't even name it Padmavati.
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