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    A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another wife...?!

    The man replied: Till your grave becomes dry my love.

    Then she said: Are you promising me this...?

    Husband replied: Of course darling... I promise you.

    And after her demise, her husband began to visit her grave everyday for a period of one year.

    And the grave was always wet, it never became dry...!!!

    And a day came when he visited the graveyard in the evening, he found her brother in the graveyard.

    He then asked him: Jason what are you doing here...?

    He replied: I'm fulfilling the wish of my only sister. She said I should please come here everyday to wet her grave.
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    God: You are my finest creation...
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  • A Deep Puddle A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a farmer leaning on a fence. "Think it`s safe to cross...
  • It's An Emergency! A well-respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice...
  • Dancing Duck A man walks into a bar with a metal box under one arm and a duck under the other. The man walks up to the bar and asks the bar tender "If you give me a free bottle of beer I`ll show you my dancing duck...
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