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    As we all prepare to start a new year, it is time again to make those ever so important New Year's Resolutions. Here is my list of recent years' resolutions and the revised ones for 2018.

    Resolution #1
    2015: I will try to be a better husband to Mona.
    2016: I will not leave Mona.
    2017: I will try for reconciliation with Mona.
    2018: I will try to be a better husband to Priya.

    Resolution #2
    2015: I will stop looking at other women.
    2016: I will not get involved with Priya.
    2017: I will not let Priya pressure me into another marriage.
    2018: I will stop looking at other women.

    Resolution #3
    2015: I will not let my boss push me around.
    2016: I will not let my sadistic boss drive me to the point of suicide.
    2017: I will stick up for my rights when my boss bullies me.
    2018: I will tell Dr. Hodger and the group about my boss.

    Resolution #4
    2015: I will read at least 20 good books a year
    2016: I will read at least 10 books a year.
    2017: I will read 5 books a year.
    2018: I will finish Space.

    Resolution #5
    2015: I will not get upset when Andy and Mandy make jokes about my baldness.
    2016: I will not get annoyed when Andy and Mandy kid me about my toupee.
    2017: I will not lose my temper when they tell the guys I wear a girdle.
    2018: I will not speak to Andy and Mandy.

    Resolution #6
    2015: I will get my weight down below 180.
    2016: I will watch my calories until I get below 190.
    2017: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200.
    2018: I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight.

    Resolution #7
    2015: I will not take a drink before 5:00 p.m.
    2016: I will not touch the bottle before noon.
    2017: I will not become a "problem drinker".
    2018: I will not miss any AA meetings.

    Resolution #8
    2015: I will not spend my money frivolously.
    2016: I will pay off my bank loan promptly.
    2017: I will pay off my bank loans promptly.
    2018: I will begin making a strong effort to be out of debt by 2018.

    Resolution #9
    2015: I will see my dentist this year.
    2016: I will have my cavities filled this year.
    2017: I will have my root canal work done this year.
    2018: I will get rid of my denture breath this year.

    Resolution #10
    2015: I will go to church every Sunday.
    2016: I will go to church as often as possible.
    2017: I will set aside time each day for prayer and meditation.
    2018: I will try to catch the late night sermonette on TV.
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