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    Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, "Where in the hell have you been?"

    Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

    "A tattoo?" she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?"

    "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

    "What the hell were you thinking?!" She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill Tattooed on his privates?"

    Well, One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.

    Larry is recovering in room 232 at the Hospital.
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