|Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, "Where in the hell have you been?"|
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?!" She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill Tattooed on his privates?"
Well, One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.
Larry is recovering in room 232 at the Hospital.