A guy walks into a bookstore. Not looking for anything in particular. On his way to the back of the store, he spots something of interest. A book, with a very interesting title, "Dating for the New Millennium. What Women Want."

    So he picks it up and opens it to a random page.

    "Chapter 1 The First Date"

    So, he glances the chapter over for a few minutes, and rushes out of the bookstore to call a friend whom he's wanted to ask out for quite a while. When he gets home, picks up the phone and calls her.

    She answers, "Hello?"

    He says, "Hi, Jessica? It's me. Listen, I was wondering if you would want to go see a movie with me tonight?"

    She says, "Sure, I don't see anything wrong with that."

    He gets excited. He thought she'd say, "No Way!" but she didn't. So, he decided to take it one step further. He asks, "Great, well how about dinner before the movie?"

    She replies, "Sure, that would be great too!"

    "Fine, I'll pick you up about 9, you should have finished eating by then!"
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