|A guy goes to see the doctor because he's been a little too well endowed, shall we say. In fact, it's 25 inches long. Can't get any women to have sex with him.|
Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but sends him to see a Witch that he thinks might be able to help.
The Witch takes a look at the problem (yikes!) and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there.
"Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter."
Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest. He finds the pond and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log.
"Will you marry me?" he calls to the frog. The frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No!"
The guy looks down, sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter. Hey this is great, he thinks- let's try that again.
"Will you marry me?" he asks the frog. The frog rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, "No!"
Twitch-the guy's down to 15 inches. Well, that's still a bit excessive, he thinks. Down another 5 would be perfect.
So he calls across again, "Will you marry me?"
The frog yells back, "Look -how many times do I have to tell you? No! No! No!"