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    A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

    His mother had an idea, "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your place for a home-cooked meal?"

    He thought this was a great strategy and arranged a date for a week later. His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone.

    "The evening was a disaster," he moaned.

    "Why, didn't she come over?" asked his mother.

    "Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook...."
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    The man replied: Till your grave becomes dry my love...
  • Witty Cricket Commentary 1. In a match between India and Australia, Michel Clarke was caught at the slip off Kumble and he was waiting for third umpire`s decision when he was clearly out. Harsha said: I think he is waiting for tomorrow`s...
  • Never Blame Your Wife Girl, to God: I don`t want to marry. I am educated, independent and self-sufficient. I don`t need a husband. But my parents are asking me to marry. What should I do?
    God: You are my finest creation...
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