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    After being married for 30 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her...

    He looked at her, for a while and then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K..."

    She asked, "What does that mean?"

    He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

    She smiled happily, and said, "OH, that's lovely... But what about I, J and K?

    He replied, "I'm Just Kidding...!"
    The swelling to his f*****' eye is going down nicely now, and the doctors are fairly optimistic, about saving his family jewels!!!
  • Primitive People A famed English explorer was invited to Dartmouth to tell of his adventures in the African jungle. "Can you imagine, a people so primitive that they love to eat the embryo of certain birds, and slices from...
  • How To Ask A Girl Out A guy walks into a bookstore. Not looking for anything in particular. On his way to the back of the store, he spots something of interest. A book, with a very interesting title, "Dating for the New Millennium...
  • 2018 Resolutions As we all prepare to start a new year, it is time again to make those ever so important New Year`s Resolutions. Here is my list of recent years` resolutions and the revised ones for 2018. I`ll try to be a better husband...
  • My Wife's Last Wish A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another wife...?!
    The man replied: Till your grave becomes dry my love...
  • Witty Cricket Commentary 1. In a match between India and Australia, Michel Clarke was caught at the slip off Kumble and he was waiting for third umpire`s decision when he was clearly out. Harsha said: I think he is waiting for tomorrow`s...