|After being married for 30 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her...|
He looked at her, for a while and then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K..."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
She smiled happily, and said, "OH, that's lovely... But what about I, J and K?
He replied, "I'm Just Kidding...!"
The swelling to his f*****' eye is going down nicely now, and the doctors are fairly optimistic, about saving his family jewels!!!