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    Actions speak louder than words.
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    The pen is mightier than the sword.

    Look before you leap.
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    He who hesitates is lost.

    Many hands make light work.
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    Too many cooks spoil the broth.

    Clothes make the man.
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    Don't judge a book by its cover.

    Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
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    Better safe than sorry.

    The bigger, the better.
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    The best things come in small packages.

    Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
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    Out of sight, out of mind.

    What will be, will be.
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    Life is what you make it.

    Cross your bridges when you come to them.
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    Forewarned is forearmed.

    What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
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    One man's meat is another man's poison.

    With age comes wisdom.
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    Out of the mouths of babes come all wise sayings.

    The more, the merrier.
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    Two's company; three's a crowd.
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