•  

    The honeymoon couple left the wedding reception and hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills.

    The driver wasn't too sure how to get there, so told the couple he would ask directions when they got closer to their destination. Meanwhile, the lovers couldn't wait to get busy, so they got down to business in the back seat.

    During the couple's moment of passion, the cab driver noticed a fork in the road, and said, "I take the next turn, right?"

    "No way, get your own," said the groom, "this one's all mine...."
  • The Agent The agent for a beautiful actress discovered one day that she had been selling her body at a hundred pounds a night. The agent, who had long lusted for her, hadn`t dreamed that she had been so easily obtainable...
  • Terrible Headaches Charlie and George were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. Charlie said to George, "Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older."
    "What do you mean...
  • Condom Saleswoman Lola, a saleswoman for a major condom company was required to travel cross-country to meet a prospective buyer. Her boss asked her to take about 100 condoms of various types with her. As she was running late...
  • Over-endowed!!! A guy goes to see the doctor because he`s been a little too well endowed, shall we say. In fact, it`s 25 inches long. Can`t get any women to have sex with him. Anyway, the doctor says there`s nothing he can do medically, but...
  • A Rope and Two Knots One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees...