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    A class had been studying destruction of the rain forest and was talking about ways they could help protect the planet.

    One boy was particularly proud of his contribution. He announced, "I got at least seven kids to stop using paper towels in the bathroom at school!"

    The teacher congratulated him, and asked how he had accomplished such a feat.

    "Simple! I just taught them all to wipe their hands on their shirts like I do!"
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