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    The Pope and Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

    The Pope leaned towards Mr. Trump and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoince!"

    Trump replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!"

    So the Pope slapped him.
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