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    Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it.

    I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart.

    The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music.

    After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.

    I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.

    I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my I-Pod.

    This is what happens when old people start using up-to-date Technology.
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