•  A well-traveled man walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "For \$50, you can mix any cocktail you want without my knowledge and I can tell you the ingredients!" The bartender takes up the challenge and mixes up an odd combination. The man takes a sip and says, "I taste vanilla vodka, canadian whiskey, and diet coke." The bartender is astonished, "You're right." He makes another. "This drink," says the man, "contains Puerto Rican rum, Tab, Dr. Pepper, and gin." Again, the bartender is amazed at the man's ability. This goes on for a few more rounds and the bartender has lost a good bit of money. He decides to stump the man. "If I can make a cocktail you can't identify, you have to pay back all the money I've already given you." The man agrees and laughs. The bartender pours a glass of tap water and gives it to the man. "By golly, you've done it! I have no idea what this is. I can tell you one thing though: whatever it is, it won't sell!
• Paying in Coins! A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the beer is kind of warm. So he mentions something to the bartender, who tells him to shut up and just drink his beer...
• Bad Timing! Life just gets better as you get older doesn`t it.
I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately...
• The Pope and Trump The Pope and Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leaned towards Mr. Trump and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy...
• Stop Using Paper Towels A class had been studying destruction of the rain forest and was talking about ways they could help protect the planet. One boy was particularly proud of his contribution. He announced, "I got at least...
• Proverds & Counter Proverbs Proverb: Actions speak louder than words.
Counter Proverb: The pen is mightier than the sword.
Proverb: Look before you leap.
Counter Proverb: He who...
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