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    A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.

    She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.

    At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs - enough times and eventually her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotch-less panties?"

    "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile..

    "Thank goodness..... I thought you were sitting on the cat."
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    Dear Wife:
    You must realize you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy...
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