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    A young under-educated man applied for a job in an office as a custodian. He filled out the application, then went in for an interview with the woman in charge of Personnel when his name was called.

    After the interview, he left and hooked up with his homies.

    One asked, "How'd it go?"


    The guy answered, "First part was smooth. But den she wanted to see my testimonials. So I unzipped my pants and showed 'em -- and she freaked! There went da job!"
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    The aged gentleman replied, "Doctor, you must help me. Every time I make love...
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    Dear Wife:
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