Wife: Honey let's play a game.

    Husband: Okay. What's the game about?

    Wife: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run to the wrong direction, you'll give me all your salary for this month.

    Husband: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I'll have your salary too right?

    Wife, smile: Yes darling!

    Husband: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)

    Wife: Are you ready???

    Husband: Yes ready...
    Wife: TURKEY.
    Its been 4 HOURS NOW... The Husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird ??????? Moral lesson... After God, Fear Women!
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