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    Palkhiwala is no more. His observations at the relevant time are worth noting. Nani Palkhiwala India's Most Eminent And Noted Jurist & Lawyer wrote ...

    My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

    He has his food prepared for him.

    He can eat whenever he wants, 24*7*365

    His meals are provided at no cost to him.

    By the way he does not need to pay for medical insurance.

    He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

    For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.

    He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.

    If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

    He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

    He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

    He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

    All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

    I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head.......

    My dog is like the Indian POLITICIAN...
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