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    A 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a temple !!!!

    Everyone was curious and asked her, "Why the change in your interest to swimming now a days?"

    The lady, with a look of helplessness replied, "Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel each other she (Daughter-in-law) always asks my son, 'If your mom and I fall in water, whom will you save first?'.

    "And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, so I am learning how to swim!"

    A few days later husband and wife were quarrelling again, and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked, "Now tell me! If your mom and I fall in water, whom will you save first?"

    Husband replied, "I don't have to get down in the water, my mom knows how to swim, she will save you."

    Wife refused to relent, "No, you have to jump in the water, and have to save one of us."

    Husband replied, "Then you will surely die.... because I don't know how to swim.... and my mom will definitely save me first."
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