|My mother-in-law visited me and my wife but coincidentally, that day my wife was feeling horny and she did not want to whisper to me since I was busy sharing stories with her mother.|
My wife tricked me by pretending she has headache and went straight to the bedroom.
After some minutes, I followed her leaving her mother in the sitting room. I took some time there, but when I came back I had forgotten to close my zip.
Mother-in-law: How is she feeling now???
Me: She is now feeling better, I have given her paracetamol.
Mother-in-law: Good. Now close the pharmacy.