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    My mother-in-law visited me and my wife but coincidentally, that day my wife was feeling horny and she did not want to whisper to me since I was busy sharing stories with her mother.

    My wife tricked me by pretending she has headache and went straight to the bedroom.

    After some minutes, I followed her leaving her mother in the sitting room. I took some time there, but when I came back I had forgotten to close my zip.

    Mother-in-law: How is she feeling now???

    Me: She is now feeling better, I have given her paracetamol.

    Mother-in-law: Good. Now close the pharmacy.
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