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    A young couple married, and celebrated their first night together doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long.

    When they get up in the morning, the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he gets out of the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom.

    When she gets to the bathroom door, he opens the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she sees all of him well.

    Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped.

    She asked shyly, "What's that?" pointing to a small part of his anatomy.

    He, also shy, thought for a minute and said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."

    She, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"
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