TEACHER: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. Begin the sentence with Mangoes.
    Student : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.
    Definitely Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!

    TEACHER: What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
    Student: We don't call them, they come on their own.

    TEACHER: How can we keep our school clean?
    Student: By staying at home.

    In English Grammar class: Teacher: What's the difference between "He cleans the plate" and "the plate is cleaned by him."
    Student: In first sentence 'HE' is not married, but in second sentence 'He' is married....

    Teacher asks a student: Please Translate the following sentence in Hindi.
    There was a fine line between Amitabh and Jaya.
    Student translates in Hindi: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi.
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    "No, Father. Just a little gas...
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    Jeeto: Maine Apne Liye Nahin Use Kiye... Ghar Kharch Mein...
  • Marketing Campaign Wilson runs a nail factory and decides his business needs a bit of advertising. He has a chat with a friend who works in marketing, and he offers to make a television ad for Wilson`s Nails. "Give me a week," says the friend...
  • Announcing Baby Name When Donna found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. But her 4-year-old son overheard some of his parents` private conversations. One day when Donna and her 4-year-old...
  • Calf Birth A young boy watches his dad help birth a calf.A man was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought...