|Sarah, being the "only buy-on-sale shopper," beckoned to a salesman in a Department Store, pointed to white wool designer dress on a mannequin, and said, "Hey Sonny boy, so how much is the dress on that store dummy over there?"|
"That dress is $899.95, Madam," sneered the rather snotty salesman.
"Oh! For $99.95, I could get the same dress at Klein's downtown!"
"But Madam," said the salesman, "You'll find that the dress at Klein's is recycled wool. This original is 100% pure virgin wool."
And Sarah replied, "So! For $800, I should be caring what the lambs do at night?"