|A thief entered the hou se in the mid- afternoon... he tied up the woman and showing knife point asked the man to hand over all the jewellery and money.|
Man started sobbing and said.... "Bhai you take anything you want but please untie the rope as she is my neighbour's wife.. Mine will arrive shortly..."
Husband: I got trapped into marriage.
Wife, angrily: You were after me; I was not after you. You used to follow me to the bus stop, office, home, everywhere!
Husband: True! The mouse-trap never runs after the mouse! It is the mouse that runs into the trap!
Dedicated to all husbands.
Girl: Dad, I'm in love... It's love at second sight.
Dad: What's Love at second sight ?
Girl: When I first saw him, he was buying Manikchand Gutkha! And when I saw him again, he was spitting it out of his Audi A4....