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    A thief entered the hou se in the mid- afternoon... he tied up the woman and showing knife point asked the man to hand over all the jewellery and money.
    Man started sobbing and said.... "Bhai you take anything you want but please untie the rope as she is my neighbour's wife.. Mine will arrive shortly..."

    Husband: I got trapped into marriage.
    Wife, angrily: You were after me; I was not after you. You used to follow me to the bus stop, office, home, everywhere!
    Husband: True! The mouse-trap never runs after the mouse! It is the mouse that runs into the trap!
    Dedicated to all husbands.

    Girl: Dad, I'm in love... It's love at second sight.
    Dad: What's Love at second sight ?
    Girl: When I first saw him, he was buying Manikchand Gutkha! And when I saw him again, he was spitting it out of his Audi A4....
  • Virgin Wool ?!? Sarah, being the `only buy-on-sale shopper,` beckoned to a salesman in a Department Store, pointed to white wool designer dress on a mannequin, and said, "Hey Sonny boy, so how much is the dress on that store dummy over there...
  • Help Out! A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a big, muddy hole in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves...
  • Not Easy to be a Teacher TEACHER: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. Begin the sentence with Mangoes.
    Student: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.
    Definitely Not Easy to be a Teacher...
  • Head-On Accident A police officer was investigating an accident on a two-lane, narrow road in which the drivers had hit virtually head-on. One driver, an extremely elderly woman, kept repeating, "He wouldn`t let me have my half...
  • A Cute Little Fart A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?" he asked.
    "No, Father. Just a little gas...