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    Three guys are golfing with the club pro.

    First guy tees off and hits a dribbler about 60 yards. He turns to the pro and says, "What did I do wrong?"

    The pro says, "Loft."

    The next guy tees off and hits a duck hook into the woods. He asks the pro, "What did I do wrong?"

    The pro says, "Loft."

    The third guy tees off and hits a slice into a pond. He asks the pro, "What did I do wrong?"

    The pro says, "Loft."

    As they're walking to their balls, the first guy finally speaks up. He says to the pro, "The three of us hit completely different tee shots and when we asked you what we did wrong you gave the same exact answer each time, What Is 'Loft?'

    The pro says, "Lack Of F***ing Talent."
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