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    Three women were sitting around and bragging about their children.

    The first one says, "You know, my son, he graduated first in his class from Oxford. He's now a doctor, making $250,000 Euro a year in Chicago."

    The second woman says, "You know my son, he graduated first in his class from Cambridge. He's now a lawyer, making half a million dollars a year and he lives in Los Angeles."

    The last woman says, "You know my son, he never did too well in school. He never went to any university but he now makes one million pounds a year in London working as a sports repairman."

    The other two women ask, "What is a sports repairman?"

    The woman then replies, "He fixes things... you know, hockey games, football games, snooker games..."
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