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    One girl was telling a friend over lunch that she had given all her beaus pet names that also served as a secret reminder of their sexual talents.

    As luck would have it, one passed by, and she called out, "Hey, Johnny Walker. How's it going baby?"

    Her friend said, "Say. I happen to know that fellow, and his name is not Johnny Walker at all. Johnny Walker is a liquor."

    "Dammmmnnnn!!! You've broken my code that quickly." said the girl.
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