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    A beautiful blonde strode angrily into the large store and slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.

    The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?"

    The woman's eyes got very large, and she whispered, "Do you mean to tell me that 'Pussy Treats' are meant for 'cats'?"
  • Naked Ride Liana was a beautiful girl. As she was walking through the woods on a hot summers day, the heat became too much for her and she decided to go for a swim. She took off all her clothes, piled them neatly on the side of...
  • Something Different After hearing a couple`s complaints that their intimate life wasn`t what it used to be, the sex counselor suggested that they vary their positions. "For example," he suggested, "you might try the wheel barrel...
  • How Much Calcium is in a Kiss? Researchers released a list of foods and activities to help combat osteoporosis, the dread disorder that leaches calcium from the bones as people age. The distinguished lead scientist mounts the podium to make...
  • Life Sucks! Three old guys are sitting on a porch in Miami. Suddenly the first sighs and says, "Gentlemen, isn`t life horrible. Here I am at an age that I can afford the best steaks and what? Bad teeth and gums. I have to eat...
  • Always Wear Something The young bride`s mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter. "Never let your husband see you in the nude," she advised. "You should always wear something...