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    A cow was kept for viva spotting. Answers frm medicos:

    Pre MBBS - it's a cow!!!

    Final MBBS - Perhaps this is a cow!!!

    MD - Four legged animal with two horns and a tail, may be a cow or hypopigmented buffalo!

    DM - This may be a hypertrophied goat or an atrophied elephant with congenital anomalies. Possibility of being a cow cannot be ruled out. Suggested DNA studies for further evaluation...

    Moral - Higher studies kills your common sense.
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  • The Super Salesman A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "Sorry, we don`t need anyone..." the manager at the office replied.
    "You can`t afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone, anything, anytime...
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    1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan` all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan` all to...
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