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    Dissatisfied with the results he got from his family doctor, the balding man sought out alternative treatment for his hair loss. A friend referred him to a scientist who had been testing a chemical that showed great promise.

    Within a week after taking the new drug, hair began to grow uncontrollably all over his body. The suddenly hairy fellow returned to see the scientist.

    "What the hell did you give me?" he demanded.

    "It was DNA from a woolly mammoth."

    "Aha," the hairy man exclaimed. "That would explain the size of my balls!"
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