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    The fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks, "Any luck?"

    "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday," he boasts.

    "Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stranger.

    "Nope."

    "Well, meet the new game warden."

    "Oh," gulped the fisherman. "Well, do you know who I am?"

    "Nope."

    "Meet the biggest liar in the state."
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    Amazed at the great value, a man stopped in and asked the waitress, "Five dollars each for lobster tails...
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  • Hoya! Hoya! A politician gives a stump speech in an Indian reservation, trying to garner the Native American ballot. "If elected, I promise better education for Native Americans," he says. The crowd goes wild, calling out...
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