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    Reporter: Why did you attack Iraq in the 90s?

    USA: Because we suspected that they had Weapons of Mass Destruction.

    Reporter: Why did you attack Syria now?

    USA: Because we suspect they have Weapons of Mass Destruction.

    Reporter: Why didn't you attack North Korea then?

    USA: Are you stupid or what? Because they really have Weapons of Mass Destruction.
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  • Health Tips From a Doctor Q: Doctor, I`ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
    A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that`s it... don`t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually.