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    What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief and a Political Thief ?

    1. The Ordinary Thief steals your Money, bag, watch, gold chain etc.
    But, The Political Thief steals your future, career, education, health & business !

    2. The hilarious part is:
    The Ordinary Thief will choose whom to rob. But, you yourself choose the Political Thief to rob you.

    3. The most ironic one:
    Police will chase and nab the Ordinary Thief. But, Police will look after and protect the Political Thief !

    That's the travesty cum irony of our current society! And, we blindly say we are not blind !
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