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    With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

    "May I see the new baby?" I asked

    "Not yet," She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."

    Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"

    "No, not yet," She said.

    After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"

    "No, not yet,"' replied my friend.

    Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"

    "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told me.

    "WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"

    "BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OK?!!!"
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