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    Sreedhar Uncle came out after casting his vote from the polling booth.

    He asked the polling agent, "Did my wife come to cast her vote ??"

    The agent looked at the list and said, "Yes! She was here sometime back."

    Mr. Sreedhar became sad and said, "I wish I was here a bit early. I would have met her."

    The agent was surprised and asked him, "Doesn't she stay with you anymore???"

    "No! She passed away 15 years ago. But I have seen that she comes to cast her vote whenever there is an election."
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