|A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen are waiting.|
"Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says.
The two Englishmen just stare at him.
"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?"
The two continue to stare.
"Hablan ustedes Espanol?"
The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted.
v The first Englishman turns to the second and says, "Maybe we should learn a foreign language...."
"Why?" says the other, "That bloke knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good."