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    A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen are waiting.

    "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says.

    The two Englishmen just stare at him.

    "Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?"

    The two continue to stare.

    "Parlare Italiano?"

    No response.

    "Hablan ustedes Espanol?"

    Still nothing.

    The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted.
    v The first Englishman turns to the second and says, "Maybe we should learn a foreign language...."

    "Why?" says the other, "That bloke knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good."
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