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    A urologist in New York had a leak in his bathroom on a Sunday. He called a plumber who charged him a $50 call out fee plus another $100 for fixing the problem in 15 minutes.

    The urologist was shocked and said to the plumber - I am a Urologist and I fix human water works and I don't get paid this much.

    The plumber replied - I know... that is why I quit Urology and took up plumbing!

    No Risk... No Litigation... More Money... taps don't bleed and you don't need an anaesthetist !
  • The Broken Vase Abe was well known for his cheapness and his `eye for a bargain`. One day he was looking for a cheap wedding present for his niece, so he went into a thrift shop. As he was walking around, he noticed what was previously...
  • Lost in the Desert A man is lost in the desert. He used up the last of his water three days ago and he`s lying, gasping, on the sand, when in the distance he suddenly hears a voice calling - `Mush! Mush!` Not trusting his ears he turns...
  • 1-10 Attractiveness Scale I was meeting a friend in a bar and as I went in, I noticed two pretty girls looking at me. "Nine," I heard one whisper as I passed.
    Feeling pleased with myself, I swaggered over to my buddy and told him a girl...
  • Being Multilingual A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says. The two Englishmen...
  • Pensioner and Police! A pensioner drove his brand new Mercedes to 100 mph, looking in his rearview mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140, then 150,... then 155,...