|Patient: I have fever, headache, cough and cold. I've taken some basic medicines for the same.|
Doctor: Which ones?
Doctor: Someone please give me an Alprazolam!
Patient: Relax doctor. Alprazolam is an anxiolytic. It may not help you right now. You're suffering from an Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED). A selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor like Escitalopram will work better.
Doctor: Someone give me passive euthanasia!
Patient: Passive Euthanasia requires you to sign a 'living will' in advance. Besides, you're not even terminally ill. Now can we please talk about my fever?
Doctor (calls his father): Papa, I'm joining our family's snacks business from tomorrow!
Thanks to Doctor Google most of the patients are Digital Patients these days.