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    Ghar Der Se Aaye Ho Aur Biwi Andar Aane De Rahi ? Koi Baat Nahi... Is Admi Ki Tarah Dimag Lagao Aur Dekho Biwi Kaise Haath Pakad Ke Kamre Mein Le Jayegi Aapko.

    Ek Aadmi Office Ke Baad Apni Patni Ko Bina Bataye Ek Party Mein Chala Gaya.

    Patni Pure Gusse Se Apne Bachcho Ko Kehti Hai: Agar Tumhare Daddy Aaye Toh Tum Mein Se Koi bhi Darwaja Nahi Kholega.

    Raat Ko 12 Baje Ke Baad Aadmi Aaya Aur Door Bell Bajayi.

    Patni Ki Andar Se Awaaz Aayi: Koi Zaroorat Nahin Ghar Aane Ki, Jaao Wahin Jahan Se Aaye Ho.

    Aadmi Ne Bahar Se Awaaz Lagayi: Main Ghar Par Sone Ke Liye Nahi Aaya, Wo Party Mein Bohut Saari Ladkiyan Hain Isliye Bas Mujhe Mere Condoms De Do, Drawer Mein Pade Hain.

    Patni Ne Darwaja Khola Aur Pati Ko Andar Kheench Liya.

    Patni: Tum Kahin Nahi Jaa Rahe, Yahin Rahoge Aur Main Tumhe Abhi Sota Hua Dekhna Chahti Hun.
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    She yells, "Who`s Little Johnny...
  • Sex on the beach A guy goes inside the confessional and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
    "What did you do, my son?" asked the priest.
    "Yesterday I was walking along the beach at night...
  • Make a Wish and Blow A waiter was working one night, when a beautiful Blonde was seated in his section. He went over to take her order and saw that she was crying. "What is wrong, miss? Are you ok?" he asked. Wiping tears from her eyes...
  • An Honest Confession "Father, yesterday I made love to my wife."
    The priest explained that there was nothing wrong with that.
    "But father, I did it with lust!"
    Again the priest reassured the man that...
  • Hot Blonde Runner Jill and Little Johnny were riding down the road and Little Johnny swerved slightly to go past a pretty blonde jogging. Jill said, "Did you see her?"
    "Well, yeah," said Little Johnny...