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    A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 - 18 year olds.

    She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.

    She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

    "Are you ok?" she asks.

    "Yes," he replies.

    "You can go and play with the other kids, you know," she says.

    "It's best I stay here," he says.

    "Why's that, sweetie?" asks the blonde...

    The boy looks at her incredulously and says, "Because I'm the goal keeper !!!"
  • Laboratory Rabbits Three little rabbits escaped from a testing lab and found an entire field full of carrots. They ate themselves into a stupor and slept through the night. The next morning, they found an entire field full of female rabbits...
  • Stopping the leaks A urologist in New York had a leak in his bathroom on a Sunday. He called a plumber who charged him a $50 call out fee plus another $100 for fixing the problem in 15 minutes. The urologist was shocked and...
  • The Blind Skydiver A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him, "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump...
  • The Broken Vase Abe was well known for his cheapness and his `eye for a bargain`. One day he was looking for a cheap wedding present for his niece, so he went into a thrift shop. As he was walking around, he noticed what was previously...
  • Lost in the Desert A man is lost in the desert. He used up the last of his water three days ago and he`s lying, gasping, on the sand, when in the distance he suddenly hears a voice calling - `Mush! Mush!` Not trusting his ears he turns...