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    Ek Retired Aadmin Aksar Ek Sadhu Baba Se Milne Jaya Karte The. Ek Din Baba ji Us Aadmi Se Bole: Ab Tum Budhe Ho Rahe Ho Aur Jaldi Hi Budhape Mein Hone Waali Bimarion Mein Se Ek Bimari Tumhe Bhi Lagne Waali Hai.

    Aadmi Ne Jab Ye Suna Toh Vo Udaas Aur Kuch Pareshan Sa Ho Gaya.

    Usko Pareshan Dekh Baba ji Bole: Ghabrao Mat... Yeh Toh Vidhi Ka Vidhaan Hai... Bimari Toh Lagni Hi Hai... Mein Sirf Itna Kar Sakta Hun Ki Tumhe Apni Pasand Ki Bimari Lene Ka Mauka Deta Hun.... Haat-Paanv Kaanpna Ya Bhul Jaane Ki Bimari... In Dono Mein Se Tumhe Jo Theek Lage Vo Le Lo.

    Aadmi Kuch Decide Nahi Kar Paya aur Bola: Baba ji, Mein Duvidha Mein Hun... Kal Apne Ek Dost Se Puch Ke Bataunga.

    Aadmi Vahan Se Seedha Apne Dost Ke Ghar Gaya Aur Usko Saari Baat Batayi.

    Dost Usko Samjhate Hue Bola: Tum Na Haat-Paanv Kanpne Ki Bimari Maangna.

    Admi Ne Pucha Ki Kyun?

    Dost Bola: Dekh Bhai... Iska Reason Ye Hai Ki Agar Ek-Aadh Peg Chalak Bhi Jaaye Toh Koi Baat Nahin... Lekin.... Agar Bottle Rakh Ke Bhul Gaye Ki Kahan Rakhi Hai Toh Badi Mushkil Ho Jayegi.
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