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    "What's that drink you're mixing" the stranger asked the bartender in the upscale Tex-Mex bar.

    "I call it a lil' Texas Shooter", said the bartender as he continued to mix up several batches of the drink.

    "What's in it ?" asked the stranger.

    "Sugar, milk and rum." said the barkeep.

    "Is it good ?" asked the man.

    "Sure is senor." said the bartender smiling. "The sugar gives you pep, and the milk gives you plenty of energy."

    "And the rum?" asked the stranger.

    "Hell man. That gives ya plenty of ideas what to do with all that pep and energy." quipped the bartender.
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