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    After completion of my B.Tech from an average college I got a decent job in a reputed company as a Software Engineer.

    Under tremendous pressure from family to get married, I went to meet a girl under the arranged marriage system of India. After meeting girl rejected me upfront because she didn't liked my Job and of course I moved on and got married to another girl a year later.

    After 3 years, I saw the same beautiful lady at a traffic signal with her husband in a brand new Audi. And I was trying to kick start my Activa because the battery start was not working. She looked out of the car and briefly looked at me but without any hint of recognition due to helmet, she moves her eyes away!

    At that moment, after driving a two wheeler for over 4 years, first time in my life I realized the value of a helmet.

    So always wear a helmet in your own safety!

    Issued in the public interest by an honest Software Engineer.
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